So the day went as planned, Paul picked me up and off we went to play at Sefton Golf Course. The 1st tee has been moved to the lower levels, whilst I assume that they are working on the other two levels. Anyway, I tee off and wind up just on the left side of the fairway, Paul seemed keen to De-branch a few trees. Needless to say the game improved further on, for both of us.
I actually played well, considering I have never really played a full round of golf up until recently. I am happy with my game. It can only improve and by the laws of Golf, also get worse. We played through to the 16th hole and I hit a shot that I could not see where the little white ball had gone. So after wandering down the course I eventually found my ball. All the way to the right. However, during my quest, I was greeted, neigh, attacked by a killer duck, who’s beak had my very name engraved, etched even, onto it. I promptly used my wanna be Jedi Skills and managed to thwart this evil Duck, who’s eyes glowed bright red, with big gnarly teeth and a spear. It was an Uber Duck from the depths of Satan’s lair. But fear not this keen amateur golfer escaped unharmed, I used words of wisdom to calm this savage beast (the words used cannot really be printed)and waved my hand in front of me, ensuring safe passage to my ball.
I realised that this savage creature was in fact guarding a small group of ducklings huddled up near a tree. And for the Duck lovers amongst us, no Peking sauce was used and I managed to play my shot without further issues.
By the time we had finished at the 18th, it was time to head home. Thankfully the rain held off whilst playing, so it could pour down for the drive back.